Propaganda Car seeking interns
Are you a dedicated person with lots of time on your hands? Do you enjoy sharing your strong opinions with the world? Do you like sending messages in particularly small font... so small most people can’t read it? I you answered yes to any of these questions you may have a promising future in a stable field based right here on Marquette’s campus!
This Monday, a new opportunity was announced for students wishing to pursue a career in propaganda car driving. The propaganda car driver has no plans to retire anytime soon, but is searching for a young and opinionated student to take his place when he chooses to retire.
Students of all majors and backgrounds are welcome to apply. Those interested must be available at all hours of the day, as this job demands around the clock dedication.
The qualifications for this internship include; familiarity with Wisconsin Ave., experience with a megaphone, and a background with using duct tape and adhesive. These three skills are known as, “the propaganda car driver trifecta,” and are imperative for any student interested to master before stepping into the big leagues. Students interested must also be prepared to take this internship very seriously, as the propaganda car is one of the jewels of Marquette’s campus.
Compensation is as follows: • $0/per hour for all interns • $0/per hour once hired • All interns are required to chip in for gas money
There are a total of four spots available in this program (one spot for each open seat in the car). Students interested should apply as soon as possible to ensure their spot in the program.