WASHINGTON - The FBI announced Wednesday morning that it will begin an investigation on MUSG presidential candidate Ben Dombrowski’s alleged use of a private email server to send dank memes. The stunning and unexpected move comes more than a week before the presidential election.
“The bureau has learned of the existence of new memes that appear to be pertinent to the investigation" said FBI director James Comely in a statement. “The FBI does not disclose information about pending investigations, unless the people involved are running for president. It’s a weird rule.”
Dombrowski, while serving as MUSG Communications VP, allegedly logged into an old account — Xx.Beast.Skateboarder.xX@hotmail.com — and used it to send running mate Allie Bitz a meme of actress Meryl Streep.