MARQUETTE SEEKING ONE MORE BASKETBALL INTERN FOR 2017 SEASON
Are you driven, hard working, and athletic? Have you always wanted to help a corporation earn millions of dollars? Would you be cool with not receiving money in exchange for your contributions? If any of these apply, then you’re in luck! Marquette is looking for a self-motivated intern to play basketball for the university during the 2017-2018 season!
Throw a leather ball through a hoop (Primary job).
Prevent other people from throwing a leather ball through a hoop (Optional).
HUSTLE! GET BACK ON D! HUSTLE!!!!!!!!
Be willing to awkwardly mingle with students at Marquette Madness.
Increase Marquette basketball’s television ratings and ticket sales, thereby making money for the university and allowing the athletic department to continue operating as a semi-autonomous entity with frightening amounts of budgetary discretion.
Pick up Wojo’s Dunkin’ Donuts order.
A fun, challenging job in a fast-paced work environment
Instant performance feedback from roughly 15,000 paying clients.
Freshmen will look at you on campus and whisper “hey that’s (INSERT NAME HERE)! I saw him on TV!”